Added: Dec 15, 2011

From: RandolfeWicker

Duration: 15:24

ITSY went out to get a few things ITSY needed. But, with an anonymous gender-free friend to help carry things home, ITSY suffered a minor hoarding relapse. One bag of stuff got piled onto and into other bags of stuff. A 'Mother-Load' of 600 DVDs weighed many pounds. Bargain after bargain--each too 'good' to pass up--came one after another at UniQlo (Japanese clothing), Penny's, Urban Outfitters and B&H Photo. ITSY's friend, who had volunteered to help, was transformed into a gender-free 'beast-of-burden' pulling a hundred pounds or more of STUFF strapped & tied onto one tiny pull bag. The shy gender-free friend was soon to start rigorous training to become a hair/clothing stylist & had to help ITSY all the way back to Hoboken in order to pick up his/her/its laptop computer. It/she/he was currently being courted by a male-member-of-royality. He was a BARON ! A real Baron, but he hid his royal status from all his friends, even those who were members of the Radical Faeries. ITSY's friend wondered if marriage occurred, would he/she/it become a Baroness? ITSY wanted this friend to be ready to mix with even the most highly-educated royalty so ITSY bought three fabulous vocabulary-building books as surprise gifts for the friend unwittingly lured into being that day's 'beast of burden' :-). They were: "100 WORDS almost EVERYONE CONFUSES & MISUSES" "100 WORDS to make you SOUND SMART" "100 WORDS to make you SOUND GREAT" The three together cost less than $20. ITSY might be crazy but that doesn't mean ITSY is wrong. With $1.50 extra PATH fare, ITSY got that massive load home in 40 minutes for a total cost of a only $21. Shipping any other way would have taken 1-3 days and would have cost much much more. The anonymous gender-free unnamed friend/Baronness-to-be(?) filmed this video. He/she/it says watching those TV Programs visiting hoarders-at-home makes it/she/he realize how bad ITSY could ultimately become if ITSY's hoarding tendencies got out of control. This video has been brought to you by: "THE PEOPLE OF IT"; "THE ITSY FOUNDATION"; and 'THE CAMPAIGN FOR A GENDER-FREE WORLD" for discriminating viewers like you.

Channel: Education

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